Day 172

Tuesday 4th of December.

Is this THE job for me:

" Our business is expanding and we are looking reinforcements. 
If you are a lazy GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BUM Location: Lempäälä

You know zip, zilch, zero about sales work and despise anything to do with technology. Your worst nightmare would be a well-drilling project that you had to organise at your step-dad's summer place. You are dead set against anything that has to do with mining, because, basically, tunnels and parking garages suck! Computers are great for playing patience on, but other than that, all they're good for is a paperweight. You're great at avoiding any tasks set by your supervisor, in fact you excel at it.
 You are a loner and your co-workers should steer clear of you. The only travelling you want to do is after work... straight to the nearest pub. You speak fluent street slang; any other language is a waste of time. Speak Swedish? You’ve got to be kidding! Keep those Vikings away! If you have any friends to speak of, even they think you're a complete loser. You lack all creativity. Your favourite pastime is drawing rude pictures on the walls of public toilets. If this description is nothing like you, please do not hesitate to apply for the position of Export Manager or Export Engineer.
 For more information contact Jukka Luoma on 3 December between 1 and 3 p.m. or on 10 December between 11 a.m. and 2 p.m. at tel. +358 400 744 746. Send your CV and application, including your salary expectations, to the address rekry(at)robit.fi by 16 December 2012.

 In case we have no other option we might even consider hiring a Finn."